THE STORY
Characters so far…
K = Katie F = Fiona CH = Captain Hero S = Sam M = Mustang              E = Ed W = Winry EV = Everyone
Chapter 10 – SHUUUTTT UUUUPPP!!!
7 ½ HOURS LATER
F: *snaps* I CAN’T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!! JUST SHUT UP!!! S.H.U.T U.P!!!!! SSSSSHHHHHUUUUTTT UUUUUPPPP!!!!!
E: .   .   .
K: YOU JUST INTERRUPTED ME!
F: NO! JUST SSSSSHHHHUUUUT UUUUUPPP!!!! I CAN’T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!! ALL THESE RULES!!!!
K: DO I NEED TO START AGAIN? FROM THE S.T.A.R.T?
F: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! BE QUIET! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!!!
E: .      .       .
F: DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS ED! SHUT HER UP!!!
E: okay, okay, I know what I want for my second owe.
K: REALLY?! Good, tell me!!!
F: what is it? To make her to shut up?
E: not quite Fiona, but I want for there to be .    .    .     .     .    . *dramatic pause* NONE OF YOUR RULES ON THIS DATE! And-
K: but you haven’t hear all of them yet!
F: he doesn’t need to…
E: that’s ok… from hearing the ones I’ve heard I’ve decided that I don’t want for there to be ANY of your rules on this date! Instead we will follow MY rules! And I’m not finished yet, I want you to DESTROY ALL OF THOSE RULES! SO THEY CAN NEVER BE USED AGAIN!
K: WHAT! That’s like TWO owes instead of ONE!
F: pfffft… lol!
E: okay! Now I’m gonna explain MY rules!
K: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
E: RULE 1: You must always be HAPPY!
RULE 2: I LOVE hugs!
RULE 3: Kisses are okay
RULE 4: A friend or I must and I mean MUST choose your clothes, meaning me or FIONA
F: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
E: RULE 5: I CHOSE where we go
RULE 6: 1 friend can watch/follow, meaning FIONA
F: WOOOOOOT!!!!
K: 1. I don’t want to be HAPPY!
2. I DON’T LOVE HUGS!
3. Kisses are NOT OKAY
4. I want to pick my own clothes!
5. I don’t want to go anywhere with you!
6. I DON’T WANT FIONA TO COME!
E: MY RULES!!!
F: *evil glint in eyes* NOW LET’S DESTROY THOSE SCROLLS!
K: NOOOOO!!! YOU CAN’T DESTROY THEM!!
E: MY RULES!!! Fiona, you can do the honors!
F: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *brandishes lighter from nowhere* *flick**flick**flick*
5 MINUTES LATER
F: *flick**flick**flick*
E: ummmmm….. Fiona? Can you even use a lighter??
F: OF COURSE I CAN! JUST YOU WATCH!!! *flick**flick*
K: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! FAIL FIONA! FAIL!!!FAIL! YOU CAN’T EVEN USE A LIGHTER!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
F: *blush* grrrrr…. *ding**lightbulb flashes* MUSTANG! GET IN HERE!!!
M: *walks in* huh? Someone call me?
F: Get over here are light these scrolls up!
M: uhhh… okay… *click**flame appears*
F: MWAHAHAHAHAHA!! SAY GOODBYE TO THOSE RULES KATIE!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
10 MINUTES LATER
F: WHAT’S TAKING SO LONG??? WHY HAVEN’T THOSE THINGS BURNT YET???
M: urr….. I don’t know…. They just won’t burn
F: WHAT?? KATIE! WHAT DID YOU DO TO THEM?
K: I didn’t do anything! Ed did!
F: *deathly glare* EEEEEED!!! WHAT DID YOU DO???
E: *cowering behind Katie* ummmm…. Well…… i……
F: TELL ME!!!! *flames behind her*
K: He used alchemy to protect them from ANY harm!
F: *The scariest, deathliest glare ever* EEEEEEEDDD!!!!!!!! *flames grow bigger* WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DO THAT???
E: she was soooo cute!
F: DON’T LOOK AT IT!!!
E: but-but-bu—
F: NOT BUTS!
E: but how could you avoid the puppy eyes??
F: easy…. DON’T LOOK AT THEM!!
E: but she was sooooooooooo cute!
F: NO! YOU NEVER NEVER NEVER LOOK AT THE PUPPY EYES! IT’S A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY! Anyway…. Back to those scrolls…. Hmmmm…. If they won’t burn… then I’ll just have to hide them somewhere where Katie will never find it! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I’M SO SMART~!!!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
E+K: uhhhhh…. *sweatdrop*
F: *snatches scrolls and runs away*I’LL  BE RIGHT BA~ACK!!!!
5 HOURS LATER
F: *sweating and out of breath* phew…. Finally got rid of them!
K: uhhhh…. Where did you hide them?
F: IT’S A SECRET!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! AND YOU’LL NEVER FIND THEM!!!
E: uhhhh…. Anyway…. TIME TO PICK THOSE CLOTHES!
K: *shudder* you can NOT STAY IN MY ROOM WHILE I’M GETTING CHANGED!!
E: FI!!
F: hehehehe!! *whispering* skimpy right??
E: *whispering* yep!
K: huh?? WAIT!! YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT ME RIGHT!! YOU’RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!! DIE!!!!