THE STORY
Characters so far…
K = Katie F = Fiona CH = Captain Hero S = Sam M = Mustang              E = Ed W = Winry EV = Everyone
BONUS CHAPTER – rules, RULES, RULES!!!
K: NOW STOP INTERRUPTING ME AND LISTEN! AND BECAUSE YOU INTERRUPTED ME I HAVE TO START FROM THE START! ok… here we go…
F: *sigh* *thinking* here we go again
E: *nods* *listens intently*
1. I DON’T LIKE HUGGING!
2. I DON’T LIKE KISSING!
3. I DON’T LIKE HUGGING!
4. I DON’T WEARANYTHING YOU PICK!
5. YOU PAY FOR EVERYTHING!!!
6. I DON’T LIKE HUGGING!
F: *thinking* didn’t she just repeat that!
7. I DON’T LIKE KISSING!
8. YOU MUST BUY ME EVERYTHING I WANT! NO MATTER WHAT IT COSTS!
9. IF YOU DON’T BUY ME EVERYTHING I WANT OR YOU COMPLAIN IT COSTS TOO MUCH THEN I WON’T TALK TO YOU EVER AGAIN!
10. I DON’T LIKE BEING TOUCHED IN ANY and I mean ANY WAY!
11. I DON’T LIKE HUGGING!
F: *thinking* and AGAIN! She just said that!
E: *still listening intently*
12. I WILL NOT EAT ANYTHING YOU PICK!
13. I WILL ONLY EAT FOOD THAT I PICK!
14. I REFUSE TO BE TOUCHED IN ANYWAY!
15. YOU CAN NOT PUT YOUR ARM AROUND ME IN ANYWAY!
16. I DON’T WEAR SKIMPY CLOTHES!
17. I ONLY WEARNORMAL CLOTHES! that I pick!
18. I WILL ONLY GO PLACES I PICK!
19. I WILL NOT GO ANYWAY YOU PICK!
20. I NO NOT LIKE PHYSICAL CONTACT!
F: *falls asleep*
E: *listening intently* *staring at Katie*
2 HOURS LATER
F:ZZZZZ… ZZZ… ZZZZ…
E:*nodding* *listening intently* *taking notes*
K: *Looks up* FIONA!
F:*startled* huh? Wat?
K: YOU WERE SLEEPING! AND YOU JUST INTERRUPTED ME!!! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!
F: . . . *still sleepy*
K: NOW I’LL HAVE TO START FROM THE START OF THE LIST ALL OVER AGAIN!!!
F: O[_______________]o *begging eyes*  *shaking head*
K: FIONA! WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?
F: . . .
K: you may speak Fiona.
F: thank you, I was just sitting with my eyes closed.     .     .   .    .    . it helps me to you know uh.    .    . think! Yeah, it helps me to think!
K: *nods* just this once I will continue from where I was, NEXT time I WON’T be so lenient! Continuing on!
100. I WILL NOT WEAR A BIKINI!
E: O[______]o *whispers* no bikini!
F: *sigh* *whispers* how can you even listen to this?!
E: *whispers* she’s soooooo cute though! Especially when she’s talking!
F: *sigh* *whispers* you not even listening are you?
E: *whispers* OF COURSE I AM! I LOVE THE SOUND OF HER VOICE!
101. I WILL NOT WEAR SHORT, SHORT SHORTS!
102. I WILL NOT WEAR SHORT SHORTS!
103. I WILL NOT WEAR SINGLET TOPS!
104. I WILL NOT WEAR HIGH HEELS!
105. I WILL NOT WEAR YOUR JACKET or ANY of YOUR CLOTHES! no matter HOW cold I might be!
106. I WILL WEAR JEANS!
107. I WILL WEAR T-SHIRTS!
108. I WILL WEAR RUNNERS! Especially my NIKE AIRS and CONVERSE ALL STARS
109. I WILL WEAR HOODIES! But only MY HOODIES!
110. I WILL NOT WEAR ANYTHING YOU PICK!
111. I WILL NOT WEAR LINGERIE! No matter HOW much you beg!
112. I WILL NOT WEAR NOTHING!
F: *thinking* I would hope not!
113. I WILL NOT BREATH THE SAME AIR AS YOU!
F: *puts hand up*
K: yes, Fiona.
F: .   .   . *hand still up*
K: You may speak.
F: aren’t you already breathing the same air as him?
K: OF COURSE NOT! *puts hand to face**hand stops a 10cm away from face* come here, feel this.
F: *puts hand to Katie’s face* there’s a wall there!
K: this bubble prevents me from breathing the same air as anyone! It supplies oxygen to me! Just like a scuba divers tank.
F: uh… where did you get it?
K: humph. Ed made it obviously… It was made with alchemy!
F: ED!
E: yeah…
F: WHY DID YOU MAKE HER A BUBBLE SO THAT SHE DOESN’T BREATHE THE SAME AIR AS YOU?!
E: she was soooo cute though!
F: don’t tell me she gave you the PUPPY EYES!
E: they were ADORABLE!
F:*hits head* how could I have guessed! NEVER, NEVER, GIVE INTO THE PUPPY EYES!
E: but, but, they were SOOOOOOO CUTE! How could I resist?!
F: *shakes head* easily…
K: ANYWAY! Continuing on!
F: *sits down* *sleeps* zzz… zzzzzz… zzzzzzzzzzz….

ANOTHER 2 ½ HOURS LATER
250. I WILL NOT LAUGH IN FRONT OF YOU! No matter HOW funny something might be!
251. I WILL NOT SLEEP IN FRONT OF YOU! No matter HOW tired I am! Who knows what might happen!
252. I WILL NOT CRY IN FRONT OF YOU! No matter HOW sad something might be!
253. I DO NOT HAVE TO HAVE FUN WHEN I AM WITH YOU!
254. I DO NOT HAVE TO TALK TO YOU WHEN I AM WITH YOU!
255. I DO NOT HAVE TO SIT NEXT TO YOU WHEN I AM WITH YOU!
256. I DO NOT HAVE TO SMILE WHEN I AM WITH YOU! I will smile if I FEEL the urge to. Which I will NOT
257. I WILL NOT PRETEND TO HAVE FUN WHEN I AM WITH YOU! Just to make you feel better!
258. I WILL NOT THANK YOU!
259. I WILL NOT HOLD YOUR HAND WHEN I AM WITH YOU!
260. YOU CAN NOT TOUCH ME WHEN I AM WITH YOU! There is a strict LOOK but DON’T TOUCH RULE!
261. I WILL CARRY A GUN WITH ME EVERYWHERE I GO! EVERYWHERE
F: zzzzz…. Zzzzzzz…. Zzzzzzz….
E: *nodding* *note taking*
262. YOU CAN NOT COMPLAIN ABOUT ME CARRYING A GUN EVERYWHERE!!!
263. FOR CLOSE COMBAT I WILL CARRY A KNIFE WITH ME EVERYWHERE! A VERY, VERY, V.E.R.Y, SHARP KNIFE!!!
264. YOU CAN NOT COMPLAIN ABOUT ME CARRYING A KNIFE EVERYWHERE!!!

1 HOUR LATER

330. YOU CAN NOT HAVE A LOCK OF MY HAIR!
331. I WILL NOT ACCEPT A LOCK OF YOUR HAIR! No matter how hard you try to give it to me!
332. I WILL NOT CUT MY HAIR FOR YOU!
333. I WILL NOT DYE MY HAIR FOR YOU!
334. I WILL NOT LET YOU STYLE MY HAIR!
335. YOU CAN NOT TOUCH MY HAIR!
336. I WILL NEVER GIVE YOU A LOCK OF MY HAIR!
337. YOU CAN NOT TOUCH MY HAIR BRUSH!
338. YOU CAN NOT BRUSH OR COMB MY HAIR!
339. YOU CAN NOT HAVE A STRAND OF MY HAIR!
340. YOU CAN NOT GIVE ME A STRAND OF YOUR HAIR!
341. I WILL NOT ACCEPT A STRAND OF YOUR HAIR!
342. I WILL NOT ACCEPT ANY GIFTS FROM YOU! No matter what they might be!
F: *wakes up* *sees Ed note taking* *whispers* your taking NOTES?!
E: *nods* *whispers* of course I am! I wouldn’t want to make her ANGRY!
F: *sigh* *whispers* you very existence makes her angry!
E: *shocked* *whispers* REALLY?! Maybe I should just go and…
F: *whispers* NO! YOU CAN NOT DO THAT! THAT IS BAD!!! BAAAAAAD!
E: *whispers* but it would make her happy!
F: *sigh* *whisper* you don’t get it… if you take your life it won’t make her happy!
E: *whisper* it would make her sad? THAT SOOOOO CUTE!!!!! SHE’D MISS ME!!! SHE’D MOURN ME!
F: *whispers* NO! SHE DOESN’T WANT YOU TO TAKE YOUR LIFE! SHE WANTS TO TAKE YOUR LIFE! SHE WANTS TO KILL YOU!!!
E: *whispers* NO SHE WOULDN’T WANT TO DO THAT!!! SHE’S TOO CUTE AND INNOCENT TO DO THAT!
F: *sigh* *whisper* YOU know nothing
K: YOU ARE SPEAKING!!! YOU ARE INTERRUPTING ME!!! AND TALKING!!! *points at Fi* NOW I HAVE TO START AGAIN!!!
F: NOOOOO!!!! NOOOOOO!!! PLEASE DON’T!!!
E: o[_________]o|||
K: JUST KEEP INTERRUPTING ME! I WAS ONLY GOING TO START FROM HALFWAY BUT OBVIOUSLY I NEED TO START FROM THE START! AND WE WERE NEARLY HALFWAY THROUGH THE FIRST LIST!
F: o[___________________]o|||| *shocked*
E: *glares as fi**sigh* at least I get to look at her and listen to her more…
F: o[________________]O||||| *shocked*
K: HERE WE GO!
F: *whispers* is it just me or does she seem to be enjoying this a bit too much…
E: .     .     . *not speaking**staring intently at Katie*
K: okay….
1. I DON’T LIKE HUGGING!
2. I DON’T LIKE KISSING!
3. I DON’T LIKE HUGGING!
4. I DON’T WEARANYTHING YOU PICK!
5. YOU PAY FOR EVERYTHING!!!
6. I DON’T LIKE HUGGING!
F: *zones out* *sleeps*
E: *starts taking more notes*
7 ½ HOURS LATER
457. I REFUSE TO BE TOUCHED!
458. I REFUSE TO TOUCH YOU!
459. I REFUSE TO HOLD YOUR HAND! Unless I WANT TO! WHICH I WILL NOT!!
460. I REFUSE TO SIT NEXT TO YOU!
461. I REFUSE TO - *gets cut off(
F: *snaps* I CAN’T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!! JUST SHUT UP!!! S.H.U.T U.P!!!!! SSSSSHHHHHUUUUTTT UUUUUPPPP!!!!!
E: .   .   .
K: YOU JUST INTERRUPTED ME!
F: NO! JUST SSSSSHHHHUUUUT UUUUUPPP!!!! I CAN’T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!! ALL THESE RULES!!!!
K: DO I NEED TO START AGAIN? FROM THE S.T.A.R.T?
F: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! BE QUIET! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!!!
E: .      .       .